Apple Store Story 2

So I went into the Apple Store to pick up another gold iPhone 6, and I slipped over my own donger and all of my gold iPhones fell out of my pocket, exposing all of my erotic Gardevoir porn and fanfics. I looked up at everyone, and I turned into Gardevoir. Spaghetti fell out of my pocket and landed on the floor. I tried desperately to stand up, but I kept slipping in my own spaghetti waste. The Hazmat guys and the SWAT team ended up coming, and they had to rescue me. Right now, I'm being quarantined on suspicion of Ebola. See you guys in my next Apple Store Story!





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