Apple Store Story 3

Ok, so I went in the Apple store today to pick up a bundle of 5 Gold iPhone 6's. I asked for assistance on gold iPhone bundles, and they told me to wait. I went to the Gold iPhone 6 section and used one of the Gold iPhone 6's. I looked up some hot, greasy Gardevoir porn as my boner began to rage out of my pocket. My dick plopped straight out of my right pocket, and all of my spaghetti and Gold iPhone 6's fell out. Everyone stared at me. I was so embarrassed. I tried to walk out of the store, but I kept slipping over my own jizz and spaghetti. I started crying. The Apple store spokesperson patted me on the back and let me purchase the Gold iPhone 6 bundle at discount price. Thanks Apple Store Spokesperson. :)

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