Apple Store Story

Today I walked into an Apple Store to buy myself a gold iPhone 6 Plus (Becuase my gold iPhone 6 doesn't bend), and I saw a hot ass chick. I stared at her ass for like 12 minutes. She was browsing the iPhone 6's. I go up to her and I holla at her. Then this bitch tell me str8 up she a dude. Then I got punched in the face. I still got my gold Samsung iPhone S6 Plus, so it was all worth it!

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did you know that apple is actually complete shit? #androidmasterrace

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