A true story

one day i was on pornhub looking up hot greasy transvestite porn when suddenly a really sexy scene came on and i was so hard under my jeans...i lit a few candles to set the mood and got ready to get down to buisness. i plugged in my headphones to hear thos sexy orgasms and took off my shirt....i then proceeded to unzip my pants and unleash a mountain of speghetti from my zipper...my nipples then turned into speghetti and i barfed up tons and tons of speghetti.....then i went to pee and i pissed a long noodle of speghetti....then i became a bowl of speghetti...my life is complete

i then thrust myself down a mans throat and died